Maladaptive

(To be read to the tune of NOVA ONE’s “violet dreams”)

We can go to the dive in Reno

Where girls dance on the bar

Shooters Saloon 4.2 stars

We can talk bout your mother

How she never got you at all

I’ll call you cyclops

And you’ll call me spuds

A half right memory

Of what never was

MaybeIjustneedtostopdreamingwithmyeyesopen

The winter here’s cold

But not as froze as the wrought

The welding started

Fast as it stopped